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Old 11-20-2011, 05:22 PM
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----- GOLFER AT THE DENTIST

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.

The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have
two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget
about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just
want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 am tee
time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already... I don't
have
time to wait for the anesthetic to work!'

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very
brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the
pain."

So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth honey, and show
him."
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Old 11-20-2011, 05:25 PM
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Old 11-20-2011, 06:00 PM
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