Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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Many of us over 50 . . . WAY over 50 . . . are quite confused about how
we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets of the Villages, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedos and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist 11. Bikinis and liver spots 12. Short shorts and varicose veins 13. In-line skates and a walker And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion: 14. A thong and Depends Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance!!!! |
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Thanks for ruining my dinner.
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Don't some of those folks shop at Walmart?
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So much to do...no desire to do it! |
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A few teens and 20-somethings would do well to heed #9.
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Thank you for the reminder. #8 almost caused me to violate #14.
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When all else fails, take a nap Carrie Sue Day Snelgrove |
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I go out to dinner and come home to this?
You all been drinkin'????
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What are Depends? :
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All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. Winston Churchill |
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What is a thong?
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![]() I go out to dinner and come home to this? You been drinking? : ![]()
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All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. Winston Churchill |
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