Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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How about a few Thanksgiving jokes?
Thanksgiving Divorce
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way." :bigthumbsup: from: humormatters.com |
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Re: How about a few Thanksgiving jokes?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off. Source: http://www.theholidayspot.com/thanksgiving/jokes.htm |
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Re: How about a few Thanksgiving jokes?
Travel, ROTFLMAO: You promised it would give us a good laugh and you were more than right. So true. Paying their own way was the part that really got me... WTG!!
:bigthumbsup: :bigthumbsup: :bigthumbsup: I can tell, you'll be a treasure on the chat room. Welcome
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Re: How about a few Thanksgiving jokes?
Tal, Don't know where you find this stuff but after reading some of them, they were great
:bigthumbsup: :bigthumbsup: But think Travel's was so good, it may be hard to top. Good try. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!! Kathie (Krashie, Leadfoot, etc)
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Bronx ♫ Los Angeles ♫ Hadley, Sept. 08 and then the beautiful village of Mallory Square 2014 ♫ A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." (For those who know me) I consider ON TIME to be when I get there..... |
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Travel..That was great!!! 1rnfl
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Travel,
Really enjoyed that one. :bigthumbsup: :bigthumbsup: |
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Re: How about a few Thanksgiving jokes?
Oh....how true!
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Re: How about a few Thanksgiving jokes?
Indeed T.
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Clearly we have too much time on our hands. 1rnfl
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