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A lady was looking at frozen turkeys but couldn’t find one big enough. She asked the stockboy. “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” He replied with a straight face. “No ma’am, they’re dead!”
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Yesterday, 12:19 PM
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Gobble Gobble, Ralply, good one
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Yesterday, 04:20 PM
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Don't they plump when you cook them?
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Today, 06:44 AM
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Some years back I was applying for a fishing license. It was before they could just scan your driver's license and get all your data from that so it was question-and-answer. Usual questions. Height? Weight? Etc. We got down to Eyes? to which I replied "two". The lady clerk looked up from her keyboard and said disgustedly "I meant the COLOR". Some folks just have no sense of humor.
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