[Ralphy]

A lady was looking at frozen turkeys but couldn’t find one big enough. She asked the stockboy. “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” He replied with a straight face. “No ma’am, they’re dead!”

[JohnN]

Gobble Gobble, Ralply, good one

[fdpaq0580]

Don't they plump when you cook them?

[ThirdOfFive]

Originally Posted by Ralphy

A lady was looking at frozen turkeys but couldn’t find one big enough. She asked the stockboy. “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” He replied with a straight face. “No ma’am, they’re dead!”

Good one.

Some years back I was applying for a fishing license. It was before they could just scan your driver's license and get all your data from that so it was question-and-answer. Usual questions. Height? Weight? Etc. We got down to Eyes? to which I replied "two".

The lady clerk looked up from her keyboard and said disgustedly "I meant the COLOR".

Some folks just have no sense of humor.