[Two Bills]

I came home from work the other day, went upstairs, and caught our neighbor making love to my wife!
As you can imagine, I was a bit upset, so I grabbed him, and beat the living lights out of him.
I dragged him out the house, across the yard, and into my shed.
Then I got hold of his wedding tackle, and clamped it in the vice, and locked it.
He was screaming quite a bit by then, but not as much as when I produced a saw.
"Please! Please! don't cut my manhood off " he screamed.
"I am not going too" I replied, "You are going to do it yourself."
He looked a bit dazed, then said "Why in Gods name would I do that?"
I replied, "Because I'm going to burn the bl**dy shed down!!"

Jethro.

[Dotneko]

Originally Posted by Two Bills

I came home from work the other day, went upstairs, and caught our neighbor making love to my wife!
As you can imagine, I was a bit upset, so I grabbed him, and beat the living lights out of him.
I dragged him out the house, across the yard, and into my shed.
Then I got hold of his wedding tackle, and clamped it in the vice, and locked it.
He was screaming quite a bit by then, but not as much as when I produced a saw.
"Please! Please! don't cut my manhood off " he screamed.
"I am not going too" I replied, "You are going to do it yourself."
He looked a bit dazed, then said "Why in Gods name would I do that?"
I replied, "Because I'm going to burn the bl**dy shed down!!"

Jethro.

Not funny at all to me.

[fdpaq0580]

Originally Posted by Two Bills

I came home from work the other day, went upstairs, and caught our neighbor making love to my wife!
As you can imagine, I was a bit upset, so I grabbed him, and beat the living lights out of him.
I dragged him out the house, across the yard, and into my shed.
Then I got hold of his wedding tackle, and clamped it in the vice, and locked it.
He was screaming quite a bit by then, but not as much as when I produced a saw.
"Please! Please! don't cut my manhood off " he screamed.
"I am not going too" I replied, "You are going to do it yourself."
He looked a bit dazed, then said "Why in Gods name would I do that?"
I replied, "Because I'm going to burn the bl**dy shed down!!"

Jethro.

Haven't heard this variation of this old joke. I still see the humor, but I think is more of a "guy" joke.😧😧