[larbud]

Four old-timers named Roy , Charlie , Rodney and Dave were playing their
weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on
Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to
the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it, we'll make it a priority,
figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf
course.
The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such
a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."
Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the
Cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading
the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like
they have lost their minds.
"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped
my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great
morning for either intercourse or golf course and she said... 'Take a sweater

[DonH57]

Originally Posted by larbud

Four old-timers named Roy , Charlie , Rodney and Dave were playing their
weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on
Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to
the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it, we'll make it a priority,
figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf
course.
The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such
a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."
Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the
Cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading
the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like
they have lost their minds.
"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped
my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great
morning for either intercourse or golf course and she said... 'Take a sweater

Good one!

[Stu from NYC]

Very good

[billethkid]

How twue!
Vewy vewy twue!

[Bogie Shooter]

Top ten!

[JerryLBell]

When I woke up this morning, I patted my wife on her behind and said, "Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great
morning for either intercourse or golf course" and she said... "Well, I have been wanting to work on my short game!" So we played a round at Escambia. Why? What did you think she meant by short game?