The wayward meatball.

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Old 08-25-2013, 08:51 AM
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We got Subway sandwiches last night and my parents picked up a meatball marinara sub. While my Dad was eating the meatball sub, one rolled out of his sandwich down his leg, hit his shoe, and rolled at least four feet under a coffee table. Where my dog welcomed it with open mouth. Of course, it also left a yard long stain of marinara sauce on the light brown rug. No, my dog did not get the marinara sauce. He is a Chihuahua/terrier mix so maybe if it had been a taco?
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We got Subway sandwiches last night and my parents picked up a meatball marinara sub. While my Dad was eating the meatball sub, one rolled out of his sandwich down his leg, hit his shoe, and rolled at least four feet under a coffee table. Where my dog welcomed it with open mouth. Of course, it also left a yard long stain of marinara sauce on the light brown rug. No, my dog did not get the marinara sauce. He is a Chihuahua/terrier mix so maybe if it had been a taco?
As much as you know you have to clean it up, think about how often you would laugh when you notice that little dried marinara line.
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Didn't there used to be a kid's song about a meatball years ago? I vaguely remember it something like the song about found a peanut. lol
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On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.
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Thanks so much for the song! I was driving myself crazy trying to remember it! I guess I need more to do. lol
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On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.
A truck came and squashed it
It died the next day
I honor my meatball
In the month of may
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On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.
Had not thought of this but do remember it.
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A truck came and squashed it
It died the next day
I honor my meatball
In the month of may
Haven't heard this verse but it works!!
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I am not laughing because I take my meatballs seriously
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I am not laughing because I take my meatballs seriously
As well you should Rubicon. Meatballs are nothing to sneeze at!
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We got Subway sandwiches last night and my parents picked up a meatball marinara sub. While my Dad was eating the meatball sub, one rolled out of his sandwich down his leg, hit his shoe, and rolled at least four feet under a coffee table. Where my dog welcomed it with open mouth. Of course, it also left a yard long stain of marinara sauce on the light brown rug. No, my dog did not get the marinara sauce. He is a Chihuahua/terrier mix so maybe if it had been a taco?
what a sight it must've been. lol. thanks.
Kitty, and Emma, who loves red sauce and meatballs...
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On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.

Hello Mother Hello Father here I am at Camp ah never mind


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Hello Mother Hello Father here I am at Camp ah never mind


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Camp... Granada
Camp is very entertaining
and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
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Camp... Granada
Camp is very entertaining
and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
wait a minute, it stopped raining
guys are swimming, guys are sailing
playing baseball, gee that's better
mudda fatha please disregard this letter
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