[tkret]

After examining his elderly patient, the doctor
Asked the man, 'You appear to be in good health.
Do you have any medical concerns you would like
To ask me about?'

'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex I
Am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex
With her the second time, I am usually cold and
Chilly.'

After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said,
'Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any
Medical concerns that you would like to discuss with
Me?'

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband had an
Unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and
Sweaty after having sex with you the first time, and
Then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you
Know why?'

'Oh that crazy old fart,' she replied. 'That's because
The first time is usually in August and the second
Time is in January.'

[Donna]