[Skip2MySue]

I Think we are all adults - -
*** Adult Truths ***

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear
your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty
sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest
of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I
don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me
if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did
not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and
hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod
and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up
to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and
sisters!

2 1 . Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still
not know what time it is.

2 2 . Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car
keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -
but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in
about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

2 3 . The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874
and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men
to realize that their brain is also important.

[collie1228]

All great - I have a particular (peculiar) interest in No. 5. How in the heck do you fold a fitted sheet? I tend to roll them up . . .

[mak44070]

Originally Posted by collie1228

All great - I have a particular (peculiar) interest in No. 5. How in the heck do you fold a fitted sheet? I tend to roll them up . . .

According to Martha:

http://www.marthastewart.com/article...a-fitted-sheet

[redwitch]

Wash 'em, dry 'em, immediately put them back on the bed. Toss when old. They ain't worth folding neatly. But the Stewart way works.

[ducati1974]

Great stuff! I've thought them all at one time or another!

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by mak44070

According to Martha:

http://www.marthastewart.com/article...a-fitted-sheet

OhBoy, I just read Martha's instructions, I need a video.

I prefer Redwitch's suggestion .. put it back on the bed.