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A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,

"Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?"

To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, "Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!"

[Boomer]

Originally Posted by gryoung

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,

"Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?"

To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, "Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!"

Ohhhhhh, gr, you must know a librarian. They're tough. I am cutting and pasting this and sending it forth.

Boomer

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Boomer, Funny you should ask. That's how I met my wife. When you meet her one day, ask her what (book) I was looking for. We still laugh about it.

George

[Boomer]

Originally Posted by gryoung

Boomer, Funny you should ask. That's how I met my wife. When you meet her one day, ask her what (book) I was looking for. We still laugh about it.

George

Oh my goodness! Is there a club in TV for people who met their spouses in the library. That is where I met Mr. B. I am so curious now about that book that I am going to have to get to TV sooner so I can find out.

In case you do not know about Jimmy Buffet's song "Love in the Library," I am sending you this link to the lyrics. (It is on his "Fruitcakes" CD.) I like to listen to Jimmy Buffet. He sure can tell stories with those songs.

Anyway, gr, here are the lyrics. Maybe you should go put on your best tropical print shirt and sing to Mrs. gr. I bet she would love it. Here are the lyrics to "Love in the Library." (and thanks again for the laugh)

http://www.metrolyrics.com/love-in-t...y-buffett.html

Boomer