[islandgal]

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although, not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.

The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish & Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up along the woman and says,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?”

"Reading a book", she replies (thinking 'Isn't it obvious?')

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I will have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment...For all I know you could
start at any moment."

"Have a nice day Ma'am." And he left.

MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.