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15. The dog is always the first to greet you at the door when you get home from work.
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Terrible, Terrible weekend, just got back and found out that my best friend ran off with my wife and my dog.



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Cute stuff! You can add this one to the list: Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Go back later and let them both and see which one will be glad to see you and which one won't!

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Why some men have CATS!!!!....I'm just saying!!!!!



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Why some men have CATS!!!!....I'm just saying!!!!!
I admit it, I've turned into a dedicated "cat guy", but I've owned dogs in the past.

The difference is cats grow up, and dogs never do.
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