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Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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12-03-2008, 09:21 PM
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Why, Why, Why?
Why, Why, Why?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead? ___________________________________ Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money? ___________________________________ Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet? ___________________________________ Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? ___________________________________ Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? ___________________________________ Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? ___________________________________ Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? ___________________________________ If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? ___________________________________ Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? ___________________________________ Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? ___________________________________ Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? ___________________________________ Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? ___________________________________ Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? ___________________________________ How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? ___________________________________ When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?' ___________________________________ Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? ___________________________________ In winter why do we try to keep the h ouse as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? ___________________________________ How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? ___________________________________ And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. ___________________________________ |
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12-03-2008, 11:53 PM
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And I thought I was the only one that did this. 
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12-04-2008, 06:43 AM
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In winter why do we try to keep the h ouse as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
___________________________________ I NEVER complain about the heat>>>>> 
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