[fishon]

Four little old ladies were sitting at the bar at Margarita Republic when Lenny "the widow hunter" limped by, doffed his Korean War Veteran cap and wished the ladies a good evening. Lenny had his sights set on a sassy little blue head at the other end of the bar.
The first little old lady leaned in and said "I heard he has a tattoo on his thingy."
The second exclaimed "Is that right?"
The third little old lady responded "Yup!"
The fourth chimed in with " I heard it reads "Tiny!"
The third little old lady whispered "Nope, it reads Ticonderoga, NY."