[REDCART]

A man walks into a bank, gets in line, and when it is his turn, pulls out a gun
and announces to the teller, 'This is a robbery!' He quickly gathers up the
money, and just to make sure there are no witnesses, turns around and asks the
next customer in line 'Did you see me rob this bank?' The customer replies,
'Yes!' The bank robber raises his gun, points it at the customer's head and
BANG!!! Shoots him in the head and kills him! He quickly moves to the next
customer in line and says to the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?' The man
calmly responds...'No, but my wife did!'

[firecracker05]

That's a good one.