Words and their meanings,,,,

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Old 08-01-2008, 02:43 PM
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Words and their meanings,,,,


ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.


BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.


CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.


CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.


COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.


DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.



EGOTIST:< B>
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.


INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.


MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.


RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.


SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.


SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.


TOOTHACHE:

The pain that drives you to extraction.



TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.


YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.




and MY Personal Favorite!!



WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
similar to my character
lines.


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Barb, I love words and their meanings, and these are the best. :bigthumbsup:
Thanks for making me smile today.
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