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Old 05-01-2018, 07:55 AM
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A little girl walks in to the living room one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper.

“Where does poo come from?" she asks.

The father, feeling a little perturbed that his 5-year-old daughter is already asking difficult questions, thinks for a moment and says, "Well you know we just ate breakfast?"

"Yes," answers the little girl."

“Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff. Then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."

The little girl looks shocked, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds, then she asks, "And, Tigger?"
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Old 05-01-2018, 08:06 AM
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That's funny.
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Old 05-01-2018, 08:11 AM
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I did not see that one coming. Good one.
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Old 05-01-2018, 08:15 AM
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Very funny
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Old 05-01-2018, 10:14 AM
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Hilarious! And that poor child has been traumatized!
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just spit out my coffee on that one....
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I LOVE that one!!!
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just spit out my coffee on that one....
Lucky you.
My coffee just came out my nose!!!

Yup -- this one is a good one!
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