[Trish Crocker]

A mean and nasty woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Heck no they aren't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice." "Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart ."!!!

[Jim Straz]

Good one! May increase Walmart's birth control sales too.

[Bill-n-Brillo]

Trish, there's probably a line in there somewhere about "her brother" or something like that............. Heh-heh!

Bill