Let's write a short story. Part 2.
 

Starting all over from Part 1 from Pooh's thread. Let's begin again.


The moon came out over Brownwood while the band was playing on Paddock Square and the linedancers were having a good ole country boy and girl time.

The place was packed like a can of sardindes and some people were cranky as they couldn't find a place to sit so they.........

Politely, at first, asked people to give up some of the saved seats but . . .

Then the Villages Nomads roared in and they were giving out candy canes for everyone which made folks smile but soon there were shouts of "Alligator! Alligator!.. and walking up the middle of the street was not an Alligator but a big ole..................

When suddenly a buffalo galloped into the square. Luckily, Graciegirl was there with her squirt gun posse

With all of the excitement and disruption from the alligator (or what looked like an alligator) and the buffalo, the sheriff showed up and asked graciegirl if she had a permit to carry a concealed weapon. To that she replied....

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"

But the sheriff looked directly into GracieGirls beady little eyes and he said, M'aam you look like trouble to me, fortunately I like old ladies so I am not going to take you in but from now on, don't stand there with your squirt gun shouting...........

......This Is What I Think Of The Animal-Rights Movement!!!

But I digress. At that very moment someone came running into the square shouting "There's been a horrendous accident at the entrance to Gilchrist off Beuna Vista!!!" However, Taltarzac calmed the crowd by stating it really wasn't "horrendous", but rather a car had run off the road after being startled by the sight of a panther. To this the crowd, as one, shouted.........

Was TOO, horrendous!

Was NOT!

Was too!

Was not!

But Barefoot drove up in her golf cart and said..STOP arguing. Santa Claus was in that car, if we don't act now ..............

All the boys and girls will miss getting their presents. At that moment Jennifer Parr showed up and said "calm down folks, that wan't Santa, but was Skyguy dressed as Santa, and he is unhurt, although his sleighmobile may never be the same. So the crowd calmed down, that is until...........

a panther!!!! You sure it wasn't a little kitty because that's how rumors start, so be sure of what you are saying as.......

......they realized they would still have to worry about all those animals. And along came a herd of......

elephants, who heard the rumor and never forget things so.......

FINALLY Animal Control showed up to corral the animals and the Villages Maintenence crew showed up to clean up the ...... other stuff! Having averted the possibly deadly invasion of animals, Paul Vesco dedided to sing..........

I've got a luverly bunch of coconuts. There they are a standin' in a row.:sing:

And someone yelled from the back. SHUDDUP...I can sing better than you, but your wife won't audition me...

Then the fight started. First Bill threw a whole bag of popcorn on Sweetie who stood up and yelled................

...I'LL POP MY OWN CORN NEXT TIME! Sorry, I really didn't mean....

...but that was mostly kernals and they are stuck in my hair and and ears and these damn squirrel monkeys are trying to pluck them out hairs and all!!! At least, the pigeons have not started dive bombing my head for the rest of the popcorn. Oh no, here comes a....

yard ornament, flying through the air. That's it says Sweetie, I am going to report them to the ornament police. About that time Pooh comes riding in on her skateboard and yells "what kind of a name is Sweetie anyway" and that is when it started......

...a toga party; food fight; booze flying everywhere! Ut oh! I think I hear...

Rocky and the Rollers singing Olde tyme rock and roll off in the distance. Could it be.....

my imagination, but...

I'm pretty sure Rocky is dressed in drag! Anyways, Jennifer Parr is hollering at all of us to get back to the dance floor before a parade breaks out. Skyguy feels threatened by her tone and lunges......

at her, but flattens eweissenbach when he gets in the way! Poor Ed, he'll never have...

any more children, but at 67 that was a long shot anyway. As people began to settle down and resume slow dancing one couldn't help notice.......

that graciegirl was streaking across the square chasing her sweetie yelling "I'm going to catch you my little...

Sweetie boy!!! Sweetie yelled back over his shoulder "quit calling me that, my name is Henry, that sounds like a cat's name!!!". Fortunately Sweetie (Henry) was wearing his new geriatric tenny runners and Gracie was having difficult time catching him. Redwitch seeing this play out began to......

also watch and watched as sweetie ran into Church on the Square where graciegirl finally caught sweetie by the... ♪♫♫♪ :22yikes:

organ, but the organist managed to seperate them long enough that Henry ran to Mary Jo Vitale, who was practicing for the Christmas show and said....

♪♫♫♪ :22yikes:organ, but the organist managed to seperate them long enough that Henry ran to Mary Jo Vitale, who was practicing for the Christmas show and said....
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O boyhowdy holy bowlegged sarah and HOLY HAT...This is a CHURCH for pete's sake. AND this is my NEW ORGAN..Stop it or I will have to ..........................

I'm laughing so hard I can't respond at this time - please carry on...

get the girls posse together and use our squirt guns. Everything was broken up and then..........

In marched, right up the center aisle of the church no other than............

Pturner who had left her southern hospitality home and proceeded to get everyone wet as she blasted her squirt gun. She then......

turned to her left and came face to face with Joe. "What are you doing here" demanded Phyllis. Joe responded "I want 2BNTV!" "Well, that could be arranged" whispered Phyllis, "but first you must...............

..clean up all this water in the Church on the Square as the snake shakers are coming in to prove their faith in God by dancing with some pygmy rattlesnakes. Pygmy rattlesnakes says Joe....

pay me for all the advice I had given you. I said, how much do you want?
P replied.............

...is that all you got!!! Real snake charmers need some decent sized snakes.