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Old 05-29-2014, 06:39 AM
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Old 05-29-2014, 06:44 AM
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Old 05-29-2014, 07:00 AM
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My young daughter once said to me, "I get it mom, it's not that you don't know, you just need more RAM".
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Old 05-29-2014, 07:51 AM
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My young daughter once said to me, "I get it mom, it's not that you don't know, you just need more RAM".
I've used that phrase a bit myself. I have also stopped referring to my suffering from "senior moments", and now indicate that I have moved into "senior months". I can't wait to retire and "dump a bunch of RAM from the job".......
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