[Talk Host]

:2cool:

Think I picked May 31, 2008 for TOTV to reach 5000 members.

This was the contest a few months back for who could predict the date when TOTV reached 5000 members. The prize was just bragging rights.

[Boomer]

Jan,

I have it on good authority that "Member Number 5000" will be getting to go on the TOTV cruise FOR FREE.

And that said "Member Number 5000" will get to be in the most elegant of cabins, with a balcony and all. And that "Member Number 5000's" cabin might even be right next door to yours.

And that "Member Number 5000" will get to have dinner at the Captain's table each and every night. Where only the finest wines will be served.

And that you, Jan, will spring also for any extras that may be the whim of "Member Number 5000." Excursions. Room Service. The Gift Shop. Scuba. T-shirts in every color.

Whatever "Member Number 5000's" little heart desires.

It will be a glorious time for "Member Number 5000."

Today, I am going to check into the legalities of changing my name to "Member Number 5000."

Anchors aweigh, Jan. Anchors aweigh.

Boomer

[Talk Host]

Originally Posted by Boomer BeBack

Jan,

I have it on good authority that "Member Number 5000" will be getting to go on the TOTV cruise FOR FREE.

And that said "Member Number 5000" will get to be in the most elegant of cabins, with a balcony and all. And that "Member Number 5000's" cabin might even be right next door to yours.

And that "Member Number 5000" will get to have dinner at the Captain's table each and every night. Where only the finest wines will be served.

And that you, Jan, will spring also for any extras that may be the whim of "Member Number 5000." Excursions. Room Service. The Gift Shop. Scuba. T-shirts in every color.

Whatever "Member Number 5000's" little heart desires.

It will be a glorious time for "Member Number 5000."

Today, I am going to check into the legalities of changing my name to "Member Number 5000."

Anchors aweigh, Jan. Anchors aweigh.

Boomer

That just goes to show that you can't believe everything your hear. :dontknow:

[Barefoot]

Jan, I need to know asap .... can we cancel our current membership and rejoin to become Member 5000?

I understand that in addition to getting a free cruise, Member 5000 will receive four hours per day at the Spa for free! And that the lucky member can bring 9 of her closest friends to the Spa with her.

[Talk Host]

Originally Posted by barefoot at last

Jan, I need to know asap .... can we cancel our current membership and rejoin to become Member 5000?

I understand that in addition to getting a free cruise, Member 5000 will receive four hours per day at the Spa for free! And that the lucky member can bring 9 of her closest friends to the Spa with her.

I just don't know where all these wild rumors start!

[JohnN]

hey Boomer and Barefoot,
I've written a little spam program to continually enroll me as a new member (new name of course each time) and I'm sure that I'LL BE MEMBER #5000 and get the free trip

[tony]

I think the rumor monger is someone we all know and love.

[Talk Host]

Originally Posted by Member 5000

What did I win again?

If you guys knew who Member 5000 really is, you would be "fit to be tied." (whatever that means.)