[Dr Winston O Boogie jr]

Warning. Contains some language that may be offensive to some. But it's really funny.

Archaeologists Uncover Greek Amphitheater Where First Prick Saved Seats | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

[kcrazorbackfan]

That was good! 😄😄😄

[DonH57]

LOL. Outstanding. Great find. The Onion always have funny stuff.

[Villager Joyce]

Thanks. I needed that.

[The Shadow]

I went to the square Monday about 5:30 all seats were ether taken or marked reserved. I picked the best reserved seat and with my pocket knife I removed the reserved marker and sat down. No problem. If other people do not free the seats I will always have a chair waiting for me.

[NYGUY]

Great post....thanks!!