[TheVillageChicken]

I got to wondering how these many and oft posted hot button issues have affected my day-to-day life. I examined each one I could recall, dog poop, golf cart speeding, golf cart stop sign running, path striping, coyotes, gators, the various issues with The Sharon, the wall, under 55s living here, POA, bad neighbors, Winn-Dixie being too common for us...ditto Walmart, we need Costco, we need Trader Joes, VHA, ball hawkers trespassing, rude shoppers, etc. After burning many brain cells in this effort, I realized that there are two topics that have affected me. I do allot more time for travel and eat out less during snowbird season and I have thus far refrained from having sex on the square.

[JoMar]

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by TheVillageChicken

I got to wondering how these many and oft posted hot button issues have affected my day-to-day life. I examined each one I could recall, dog poop, golf cart speeding, golf cart stop sign running, path striping, coyotes, gators, the various issues with The Sharon, the wall, under 55s living here, POA, bad neighbors, Winn-Dixie being too common for us...ditto Walmart, we need Costco, we need Trader Joes, VHA, ball hawkers trespassing, rude shoppers, etc. After burning many brain cells in this effort, I realized that there are two topics that have affected me. I do allot more time for travel and eat out less during snowbird season and I have thus far refrained from having sex on the square.

Good man.


When we all lose our sense of humor than we know "they" have won.

[manaboutown]

Don't forget the IRS, illegal tree cutting and sinkhole threads!

[Taltarzac725]

So you have not heard of the coyote who had sex on the Square after pooping in front of a wall of line dancers? This was after a gator (U of FL alumnus) coming from the direction of Winn-Dixie and speeding in a golf cart forgot to stop then ran the stop light continuing past Honest John's turning into Barnes & Noble to get to the book signing of a rather famous under 55 year old Villager who had been the first Villager to have sex on the Square? That's the drink from Red Sauce, not the actual deed! Think that drink is with two cherries.

[Shimpy]

What do we have left to talk about?

[dbussone]

Originally Posted by Shimpy

What do we have left to talk about?

How much we love living in TV!

[MikeV]

Wow, just wow!

[Wandatime]

Weather. We've had a lot of it. Probably gonna get some more tomorrow. This weather thing never ends, does it?

[NYGUY]

Originally Posted by TheVillageChicken

I do allot more time for travel and eat out less during snowbird season and I have thus far refrained from having sex on the square.

Your bucket list is getting short Chicken!!

[jblum315]

Originally Posted by Wandatime

Weather. We've had a lot of it. Probably gonna get some more tomorrow. This weather thing never ends, does it?

Thing is, it's pretty much normal weather for this part of the world. Not climate change weather.

[Chi-Town]

I remember the hot topic of valet parking.

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by jblum315

Thing is, it's pretty much normal weather for this part of the world. Not climate change weather.

It is kinda foggy this morning.

[golfing eagles]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

So you have not heard of the coyote who had sex on the Square after pooping in front of a wall of line dancers? This was after a gator (U of FL alumnus) coming from the direction of Winn-Dixie and speeding in a golf cart forgot to stop then ran the stop light continuing past Honest John's turning into Barnes & Noble to get to the book signing of a rather famous under 55 year old Villager who had been the first Villager to have sex on the Square? That's the drink from Red Sauce, not the actual deed! Think that drink is with two cherries.

Pretty much covers it all

[Villager Joyce]

One of my hot topics is how much better and cheaper everything is back home. Yes, I think, but usually don't say, then go back. Why leave a place that has the best (Fill in the blank) to suffer here?