[rubicon]

It may be trauma I am experiencing after my morning outing.

I worked out at MVP early this morning and was working out on a machine when some guy across from me bent down to adjust the seat on a piece of equipment. Much to my surprise as he bent over and his gym shorts tightened it became clear that this guy wasn't wearing underwear. I never much like the practice of mooning intentional or unintentional.

On the way home traveling on Rio Grande toward Morse some lady in a white compact with a pink front bumper was ahead of me. Suddenly without warning she stopped on Rio Grande to let a car on the side road make his left. This friendly gesture is too often practiced in The Villages, is illegal and can cause an accident Even the car on the side road hesitated and didn't know what to make concerning her actions I should have blasted my horn but quickly thought that it might cause her to back up and hit me and then when a cop showed up she would accuse me of rear ending her

All i need now is a poster who will attack one of my posts

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by rubicon

It may be trauma I am experiencing after my morning outing.

I worked out at MVP early this morning and was working out on a machine when some guy across from me bent down to adjust the seat on a piece of equipment. Much to my surprise as he bent over and his gym shorts tightened it became clear that this guy wasn't wearing underwear. I never much like the practice of mooning intentional or unintentional.

On the way home traveling on Rio Grande toward Morse some lady in a white compact with a pink front bumper was ahead of me. Suddenly without warning she stopped on Rio Grande to let a car on the side road make his left. This friendly gesture is too often practiced in The Villages, is illegal and can cause an accident Even the car on the side road hesitated and didn't know what to make concerning her actions I should have blasted my horn but quickly thought that it might cause her to back up and hit me and then when a cop showed up she would accuse me of rear ending her

All i need now is a poster who will attack one of my posts

I don't want to. I am just glad it wasn't YOUR gym shorts.

Then we would have to say............

BUTT, Rubicon!

[golfing eagles]

Originally Posted by rubicon

I worked out at MVP early this morning and was working out on a machine when some guy across from me bent down to adjust the seat on a piece of equipment. Much to my surprise as he bent over and his gym shorts tightened it became clear that this guy wasn't wearing underwear. I never much like the practice of mooning intentional or unintentional.

Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake refer to this as a "wardrobe malfunction"

Oh, almost forgot you wanted a criticism of one of your posts---OK, the one on the moral equivalency of capital punishment and euthanasia is way, way too deep. I'd rather be golfing

[CFrance]

Originally Posted by rubicon

It may be trauma I am experiencing after my morning outing.

I worked out at MVP early this morning and was working out on a machine when some guy across from me bent down to adjust the seat on a piece of equipment. Much to my surprise as he bent over and his gym shorts tightened it became clear that this guy wasn't wearing underwear. I never much like the practice of mooning intentional or unintentional.

On the way home traveling on Rio Grande toward Morse some lady in a white compact with a pink front bumper was ahead of me. Suddenly without warning she stopped on Rio Grande to let a car on the side road make his left. This friendly gesture is too often practiced in The Villages, is illegal and can cause an accident Even the car on the side road hesitated and didn't know what to make concerning her actions I should have blasted my horn but quickly thought that it might cause her to back up and hit me and then when a cop showed up she would accuse me of rear ending her

All i need now is a poster who will attack one of my posts

One time on a trip I mused, "What else could go wrong?"

[tomwed]

Well, you know why they call them BVD's?

cause "boys vare dem"

[rubicon]

Originally Posted by golfing eagles

Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake refer to this as a "wardrobe malfunction"

Oh, almost forgot you wanted a criticism of one of your posts---OK, the one on the moral equivalency of capital punishment and euthanasia is way, way too deep. I'd rather be golfing

The moral equivalency gig was just a head fake so people wouldn't catch on that I am really an epsilon in disguise ....but I have do have potential.