Not sure who wrote this. It pops up on the net on a regular basis and I like it every time I read it.
I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE. HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports.
We will use the 'Wal-Mart's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'< B>

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin o ut. Th e president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.

(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
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(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.


God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!

TAL??!! Whoever wrote this needs to run for president!!

Great post Sammie! I've never seen it before.

Isn't it sad when the thing that makes the most sense was probably written by a comedian? But I do like most of the ideas.

Fabulous!

I am not running for office and I approve this message!

Great ideas,Sam for President.

I hate to say it, but the only thing I want to be President of is my own personal "what shall I wear today" club...oh and the 'Where shall I go out to eat" club.

Sam...you have my vote.

Thanks Cabo. I'm voting right now on where to have dinner!!!

You are right that has been floating around in cyber space for awhile but it makes so much sense. I read it every time I get it. Maybe we need to send it to the government on a regular basis. LOL

You got my vote. Maybe the Villages can succeed from the Union!

Originally Posted by Rokinronda

TAL??!! Whoever wrote this needs to run for president!!

I think you all are so amusing and I can't wait till I meet some of you on my visit toTV I will be visiting in Oct and I 2nd the above message Yeah!!!::