No Bias...No Bull

If CNN repeated it's "no bias...no bull" program as often as the candidates repeat their stump speeches, they could send almost all their anchors on vacation, record a hour of Campbell Brown, and just keep re-running the recorded program all day long.

Come to think of it, that might not be a bad idea. First, Campbell is an attractive young woman. But by investing only an hour a day TV watchers could catch up on all the new political news in an entire 24-hour news cycle.

Actually, you could probably get all the new political news if you only watched every couple of days.