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Old 02-23-2016, 12:37 PM
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Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.

The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

"Yes" says the woman.

"Did you hit him with that golf club?"

"Yes, yes, I did."* The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.

"How many times did you hit him?"

"I don't know... put me down for a five."

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