Trump puts Iran on double secret probation

President Trump: General Flynn, what is the worst country in the middle east?

General Flynn: That would be hard to say, sir. They’re each outstanding in their own way.

President Trump: Cut the horse****, general. I’ve got their files right here. Who captured and embarrassed our sailors?
Who launched a ballistic missile in violation of UN sanctions? Who harasses our frigging frigates, and attacked a Saudi ship.

General Flynn: You’re talking about Iran, sir.

President Trump: Of course I’m talking about Iran, you TWERP!!! This year is going to be different.
This year we are going to grab the bull by the balls and kick those punks in the ass.

General Flynn: What do you intend to do sir? Iran’s already on probation.

President Trump: They are?

General Flynn: Yes, sir.

President Trump: Oh. Then as of this moment, they’re on double secret probation!

General Flynn: Double secret probation, sir?

President Trump: There is a little-known codicil in the US constitution which gives the president unlimited power
to preserve order in time of national emergency. Find me a way to teach Iran a lesson. Put Mattis on it.
He’s a sneaky little ****, just like you, right? [General Flynn nods] The time has come for someone to put their foot down. And that foot is me.