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I will order a cheeseburger, french fries and a DIET COKE
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Nothing strange about that, I do it all the time. There is toooo much sugar in real soda. Gotta watch my calories somewhere!
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I was in the Army, so we were taught to 'Hurry Up and Wait'. That's probably not the best example, how about Ringo's favorite "Act Naturally".
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I saw your avatar and it made me think of something I heard today on CBS Sunday Morning. It was a remark by Groucho, I'll paraphrase "Anybody can say something dirty and get a laugh, but to say something clean and get a laugh requires a comedian". Now say the secret word and win $50.

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