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Old 10-20-2017, 08:11 AM
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I think this is funny no matter which political party you support.

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Obama, Hillary and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in."

God asks Obama first: “What do you believe?"

He thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my countrymen."

God can’t help but see the essential goodness of Obama, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Hillary and says, "What do you believe?"

Hillary says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. Like Obama I believe in hard work. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true patriot and a loyal American."

God is greatly moved by Hillary's high-pitched eloquence, and he offers her a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Trump and says, "And you, Donald, what do you believe?"

Trump replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
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Old 10-20-2017, 08:16 AM
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I think this is funny no matter which political party you support.

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Obama, Hillary and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in."

God asks Obama first: “What do you believe?"

He thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my countrymen."

God can’t help but see the essential goodness of Obama, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Hillary and says, "What do you believe?"

Hillary says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. Like Obama I believe in hard work. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true patriot and a loyal American."

God is greatly moved by Hillary's high-pitched eloquence, and he offers her a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Trump and says, "And you, Donald, what do you believe?"

Trump replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
Not really funny Barefoot. Especially the attributes of beliefs to Clinton and Obama. They are the reason Trump sits in the Presidents seat.
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Old 10-20-2017, 08:18 AM
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I think this is funny no matter which political party you support.

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Obama, Hillary and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, "Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in."

God asks Obama first: “What do you believe?"

He thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my countrymen."

God can’t help but see the essential goodness of Obama, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Hillary and says, "What do you believe?"

Hillary says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. Like Obama I believe in hard work. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true patriot and a loyal American."

God is greatly moved by Hillary's high-pitched eloquence, and he offers her a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Trump and says, "And you, Donald, what do you believe?"

Trump replies, "I believe you're in my seat."
Sounds just like what Donald John Trump would do.
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Old 10-20-2017, 08:21 AM
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Please be aware that there is not anonymity on the Political Forum. Anyone can push "Quote Post" and scroll down. And the Trump Trolls are very angry of late. The Hobbit - Troll Battle - YouTube
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Please be aware that there is not anonymity on the Political Forum. Anyone can push "Quote Post" and scroll down. And the Trump Trolls are very angry of late. The Hobbit - Troll Battle - YouTube
Even the liberals hate you. You make them look bad, but truth is most of them are just like you.
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Please be aware that there is not anonymity on the Political Forum. Anyone can push "Quote Post" and scroll down. And the Trump Trolls are very angry of late. The Hobbit - Troll Battle - YouTube
You mean they might see what the guest's other anonymous name is?
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You mean they might see what the guest's other anonymous name is?
Some of us are not all that anonymous.

Just be careful. There are some extremely nasty people on this TOTV Political Forum.
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Not really funny Barefoot. Especially the attributes of beliefs to Clinton and Obama. They are the reason Trump sits in the Presidents seat.
The beliefs attributed to Clinton and Obama are part of the reason the joke works.
I thought it was funny. And I'm a person that thinks that now Trump is President, we should respect the office.
I think we should give him a chance to perform. .
My girlfriends thought it was funny, one is a Dem and one is a Republican.
It's meant to be a joke, pure and simple.

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The beliefs attributed to Clinton and Obama are part of the reason the joke works.
I thought it was funny. And I'm a person that thinks that now Trump is President, we should respect the office.
I think we should give him a chance to perform. .
My girlfriends thought it was funny, one is a Dem and one is a Republican.
It's meant to be a joke, pure and simple.

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barefoot: I did laugh and I did get the irony and there is some truth to it all which made the story work.

But most importantly you posted something that says "let's not take ourselves too seriously".

There was a time in our lives when we could poke fun at one another without anyone going on a tirade. I think back to Ärchie Bunker, et al.

Thanks for the laugh

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