[Larryandlinda]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use
a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the
Oprah show, you too can find inner peace.


Dr. Oz proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started and have never finished.'

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle
of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder
of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and
a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Pass this on if you know anyone you think might be in need of inner peace

L and L

[bkcunningham1]

Too funny!! I'm still laughing!!

[bandsdavis]

With all due respect to the hundreds of posts from which I have gained immeasureable knowledge and the hundreds of posters whose insight I cherish at TOTV, this is far and away the best advice I've seen yet. I checking the cupboards tonight!

B.

[Mikeod]

You're the winner!!

[K9-Lovers]

[duffysmom]

Since I don't know if Larry or Linda wrote this note, I'll assume it's Linda and say you is a baaaaaad girl. Would you be my therapist?

[Pturner]

I've passed this on to some friends. Too funny!

[bike42]

We'll send this to everyone we know. Thanks!!!

[wilsonem]

I'm surprised you found the door and were able to leave the house. Keep finishing things and you won't fit thru the door!
PS. In spite of my negative thoughts I went to the kitchen and finished off the gallon of chocolate ice cream I'd hidden in the back of the freezer.