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Old 08-28-2010, 10:53 AM
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Wink Don't forget Saturday!!

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY.......... Does not apply to The Villages...........

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does,
he must commit suicide.
So Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked
to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support
for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not
approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !
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Old 08-28-2010, 04:47 PM
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islandgal, I will not quote you but...

over the years there are folks who spent lots of their time trying to find the most exaggerated way of ridiculing, demeaning and just downright attacking other folks who are different than they are. The Poles, Blacks, and mentally challenged. Now it's the Muslims.

Is that the kind of person you are?

The talk hosts have set standards for language use. IMHO, posts like this are far more inappropriate than the "dirtiest"joke
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Old 08-28-2010, 09:13 PM
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islandgal, I will not quote you but...

over the years there are folks who spent lots of their time trying to find the most exaggerated way of ridiculing,

demeaning and just downright attacking other folks who are different than they are. The Poles, Blacks, and mentally challenged. Now it's the Muslims.

Is that the kind of person you are?

The talk hosts have set standards for language use. IMHO, posts like this are far more inappropriate than the "dirtiest"joke
Ijustluvit -
You are attacking the wrong person. I spend absolutely no time ridiculing, demeaning and just attacking other folks.
I have far more meaningful things to do including volunteer services to help the above-mentioned folks with the exception of the Muslims.
I received this email and thought it, just for a moment, might lighten up the Political Forum. My mistake!!
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Old 08-28-2010, 09:45 PM
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Ijustluvit -
You are attacking the wrong person. I spend absolutely no time ridiculing, demeaning and just attacking other folks.
I have far more meaningful things to do including volunteer services to help the above-mentioned folks with the exception of the Muslims.
I received this email and thought it, just for a moment, might lighten up the Political Forum. My mistake!!
You know the first thing that the Libs lose is their sense of humor; unless you're ridiculing Bush, Palin, Beck, Limbaugh, Hannity, etc., etc., etc. Then they're guffawing 'till their stomachs hurt. It's especially not politically correct to joke about Muslims. You've got to stick to Jews and Christians for a Lib to laugh.
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Old 08-28-2010, 09:58 PM
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You know the first thing that the Libs lose is their sense of humor; unless you're ridiculing Bush, Palin, Beck, Limbaugh, Hannity, etc., etc., etc. Then they're guffawing 'till their stomachs hurt. It's especially not politically correct to joke about Muslims. You've got to stick to Jews and Christians for a Lib to laugh.
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Old 08-28-2010, 10:42 PM
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Talking Surgical procedure....

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You know the first thing that the Libs lose is their sense of humor; unless you're ridiculing Bush, Palin, Beck, Limbaugh, Hannity, etc., etc., etc. Then they're guffawing 'till their stomachs hurt. It's especially not politically correct to joke about Muslims. You've got to stick to Jews and Christians for a Lib to laugh.
I believe it is actually sugically removed by their spin 'doctors' along with their common sense.
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Old 08-28-2010, 11:03 PM
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Ijustluvit -
You are attacking the wrong person. I spend absolutely no time ridiculing, demeaning and just attacking other folks.
I have far more meaningful things to do including volunteer services to help the above-mentioned folks with the exception of the Muslims.
I received this email and thought it, just for a moment, might lighten up the Political Forum. My mistake!!
I thought it was funny. Nobody has a right to demean you. Don't listen to him.
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Old 08-29-2010, 11:35 AM
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ME TOO !!

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I thought it was funny. Nobody has a right to demean you. Don't listen to him.
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Old 08-29-2010, 11:21 PM
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Let's see. ijusluvit has posted jokes making fun of 103 year old man, a cross dresser and a little league baseball player's grandmother.

ijusluvit has posted jokes about a man being taken home from Katie Belle's by a woman to have sex with herself and her mother, a joke about a man who is attending the Super Bowl on the day of his wife's funeral. This is just to name a few of the jokes ijusluvit has posted. The jokes, btw, for the most part I thought were cute and made me smile.

islandgal, who is one of the kindest, most intelligent posters on TOTV posts a joke and gets told, "...over the years there are folks who spent lots of their time trying to find the most exaggerated way of ridiculing, demeaning and just downright attacking other folks who are different than they are. The Poles, Blacks, and mentally challenged. Now it's the Muslims.

"Is that the kind of person you are?

"The talk hosts have set standards for language use. IMHO, posts like this are far more inappropriate than the 'dirtiest'joke"

What is wrong with this picture?
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Old 08-30-2010, 05:16 AM
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Let's see. ijusluvit has posted jokes making fun of 103 year old man, a cross dresser and a little league baseball player's grandmother.

ijusluvit has posted jokes about a man being taken home from Katie Belle's by a woman to have sex with herself and her mother, a joke about a man who is attending the Super Bowl on the day of his wife's funeral. This is just to name a few of the jokes ijusluvit has posted. The jokes, btw, for the most part I thought were cute and made me smile.

islandgal, who is one of the kindest, most intelligent posters on TOTV posts a joke and gets told, "...over the years there are folks who spent lots of their time trying to find the most exaggerated way of ridiculing, demeaning and just downright attacking other folks who are different than they are. The Poles, Blacks, and mentally challenged. Now it's the Muslims.

"Is that the kind of person you are?

"The talk hosts have set standards for language use. IMHO, posts like this are far more inappropriate than the 'dirtiest'joke"

What is wrong with this picture?


I couldn't have said it any better
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Old 08-30-2010, 08:56 AM
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islandgal, who is one of the kindest, most intelligent posters on TOTV
posts a joke and gets told, "...

ijusluvit, you couldn't be more OFF BASE with your post. islandgal (wiwi) is the most gentle, sweetest ladies I know and you owe her an apology!!
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Old 08-30-2010, 09:01 AM
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ijusluvit, you couldn't be more OFF BASE with your post. islandgal (wiwi) is the most gentle, sweetest ladies I know and you owe her an apology!!
Islandgal is my friend. I just love her.
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Old 08-30-2010, 10:08 AM
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The lady is owed an apology, ijusluvit!
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Old 08-30-2010, 01:41 PM
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Funny joke, Islandgirl,
Some people have absolutely no sense of humor.....hopefully you'll do what I do and ignore them!

Annabelle
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Old 08-30-2010, 09:28 PM
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Let's see. ijusluvit has posted jokes making fun of 103 year old man, a cross dresser and a little league baseball player's grandmother.

ijusluvit has posted jokes about a man being taken home from Katie Belle's by a woman to have sex with herself and her mother, a joke about a man who is attending the Super Bowl on the day of his wife's funeral. This is just to name a few of the jokes ijusluvit has posted. The jokes, btw, for the most part I thought were cute and made me smile.

islandgal, who is one of the kindest, most intelligent posters on TOTV posts a joke and gets told, "...over the years there are folks who spent lots of their time trying to find the most exaggerated way of ridiculing, demeaning and just downright attacking other folks who are different than they are. The Poles, Blacks, and mentally challenged. Now it's the Muslims.

Is that the kind of person you are?

"The talk hosts have set standards for language use. IMHO, posts like this are far more inappropriate than the 'dirtiest'joke"

What is wrong with this picture?

Glad you enjoyed my jokes. Did you notice they were about 'anybody' (maybe even you and me!), not ethnic or religious groups?
 


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