[Steve]

It's just after 9:00 AM and, according to the emails in my SPAM, I have already won:
1. A KEURIG COFFEE MAKER
2. A NINJA AIR FRYER
3. A 170 PIECE STANLEY TOOL SET
4. A CLUB CAR GOLF CART
5. A COSTCO $500 GIFT CARD
6. AN ULTIMATE NON-STICK COOKWARE SET
7. A $500 SHELL GIFT CARD
8. AN IPHONE 14 PROMAX
9. A SAMSUNG GALAXY S23 (Whatever that is)
10. A DEWALT POWER STATION

I'm leaving the house for a few hours. I can't wait to see what else I've won by the time I get back.

WHAT A COUNTRY!!!

[Stu from NYC]

We have also won lots and lots of free stuff but how come the stuff never gets delivered?

[JGibson]

Remember the Do Not Call Registry? Whatever happened to that and we need one for email.

[ThirdOfFive]

What?! No discounted cremation??

[Laker14]

Originally Posted by ThirdOfFive

What?! No discounted cremation??

I'm just dying to cash in on that one!

[Arctic Fox]

Originally Posted by Steve

It's just after 9:00 AM and, according to the emails in my SPAM, I have already won:
1. A KEURIG COFFEE MAKER
2. A NINJA AIR FRYER
3. A 170 PIECE STANLEY TOOL SET
4. A CLUB CAR GOLF CART
5. A COSTCO $500 GIFT CARD
6. AN ULTIMATE NON-STICK COOKWARE SET
7. A $500 SHELL GIFT CARD
8. AN IPHONE 14 PROMAX
9. A SAMSUNG GALAXY S23 (Whatever that is)
10. A DEWALT POWER STATION

and every time I reply to one of these e-mails I just keep getting more stuff! What's not to like?

[Number 10 GI]

Got all that beat, I'm gonna get $39,000,000 from a Nigerian lawyer.

[champion6]

Based on the emails I have read, I am SO THANKFUL that I am not a woman who lived at Camp Lejenue and killed weeds around my house with Roundup and freshened up with talcum powder.

[Stu from NYC]

Originally Posted by Number 10 GI

Got all that beat, I'm gonna get $39,000,000 from a Nigerian lawyer.

Really thought if you sent a relatively small series of service charges it would come.

[zmarkp]

So what about all those offers for enlargement pills?

Asking for a friend...

[Stu from NYC]

Was away on a cruise or past 10 days and when we got back had over 1000 messages in my spam folder almost all to give us things we will never get.

apparently they find enough fools to bite.

[Laker14]

Well, yeah, I'd have to be plain stupid to not be willing to put $10K up front in exchange for a multi-million $ payout. My mommy didn't raise no fools, we like to say.
I thought I'd be rich by now, but evidently there was just a delay in moving the funds. Should be no problem.

[Number 10 GI]

Originally Posted by Stu from NYC

Really thought if you sent a relatively small series of service charges it would come.

Sent in my fees, just waiting for it to hit my bank account. Pulled a slick one on those Nigerian tax people trying to steal the Prince's money.

[Pairadocs]

Originally Posted by Steve

It's just after 9:00 AM and, according to the emails in my SPAM, I have already won:
1. A KEURIG COFFEE MAKER
2. A NINJA AIR FRYER
3. A 170 PIECE STANLEY TOOL SET
4. A CLUB CAR GOLF CART
5. A COSTCO $500 GIFT CARD
6. AN ULTIMATE NON-STICK COOKWARE SET
7. A $500 SHELL GIFT CARD
8. AN IPHONE 14 PROMAX
9. A SAMSUNG GALAXY S23 (Whatever that is)
10. A DEWALT POWER STATION

I'm leaving the house for a few hours. I can't wait to see what else I've won by the time I get back.

WHAT A COUNTRY!!!

Be sure to check when you get back, I simply can't believe at 9 a.m. you STILL have not won a FREE cruise ! Surely by the time you return.

[MMMark]

Best. Thread. Ever!