[Arctic Fox]

We've "won" some odd prizes over the years but none as strange as the tractor of which Mrs Fox has just been advised

Let us know if you want to borrow it (once it has been delivered) - of course, we will need to have your full bank details...

[Stu from NYC]

I have been offered over 50 Russian girls over the years but somehow nobody has shown up.

Also won lots of lotteries as well

[Michael G.]

Originally Posted by Stu from NYC

I have been offered over 50 Russian girls over the years but somehow nobody has shown up.

One of those Russian girls called the other day, and your wife answered the phone.
Phone rang, wife say's:
"How the hell should I know, we live a hour and a half away".
Wife hangs up.

You ask:
"Who was that.?"
Wife say's: "Some bimbo wanted to know if the coast was clear.".