[Ralphy]

A man sitting next to me on the bus today showed me a picture of his wife on his cell phone. He said to me, isn’t she very beautiful? I replied to him, if you think that she’s pretty, you should see my wife. He then asked, oh, is your wife beautiful too? To which I replied, no, she’s an optometrist.

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Ralphy

A man sitting next to me on the bus today showed me a picture of his wife on his cell phone. He said to me, isn’t she very beautiful? I replied to him, if you think that she’s pretty, you should see my wife. He then asked, oh, is your wife beautiful too? To which I replied, no, she’s an optometrist.

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