In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond. The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: ("Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have pooped in it.")

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for the Dem's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

The rancher replied: "Use both hands. You'll get more."

Moved to Political.