Political Dinner/Comedy Hour

Just heard on the news that Iran's President Amadinajughead is offering to pay $1500.00 per person to have dinner with him. Let's invite him to the Villages. What a great way to have a comedy hour and get paid for laughing your a**off by listening to the absurd states that this individual has made in the past and will make again.

Then after dessert, everyone gets up and has to go to the bathroom or powder room, quitely leaving the dinning area and stick him with the check.

Oh, forgot, the dinner would be Queen Ann Prok Chops, Mashed spud/gravey and green beans. For dessert, your choice.