Here are my suggestions for newspaper headlines:

Protesters Freeze, Stock Market Rally Heats Up (Yahoo!)

Investors Catch A Break, Protestors Catch Cold

While Protesters Beg, Bull Gets Legs

Bull Let Loose On Wall Street Protesters

Anti-Free-Market Protesters Trampled By Free-Market Bulls

Protesters Sell Wall Street Short, Bulls Have Their Way With Them

If you have any headlines to add to this list, feel free to do so.

Originally Posted by Villages PL

Here are my suggestions for newspaper headlines:

Protesters Freeze, Stock Market Rally Heats Up (Yahoo!)

Investors Catch A Break, Protestors Catch Colds

While Protesters Beg, Bull Gets Legs

Bull Let Loose On Wall Street Protesters

Anti-Free-Market Protesters Trampled By Free-Market Bulls

Protesters Sell Wall Street Short, Bulls Have Their Way With Them

If you have any headlines to add to this list, feel free to do so.

Some good ones, thanks for posting.