[laryb]

Some 'Senior' personal ads seen in the newspaper:



FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's,
slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'), searching
for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and
am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.
If you are the silent type, let's get together,
take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to
share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy .


BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro
on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's
get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday,
let's put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many
new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

[Schaumburger]

Thanks, laryb, for posting these. They made me chuckle.

[Pturner]

Made me chuckle too, especially the last two. Thanks.

[Bill-n-Brillo]

Funny stuff, laryb!!

Bill

[2BNTV]

I loved the "Mint Condition", one.

[hedoman]

Seen in the same ads

Looking for a woman who likes to fish and has her own boat.
Please send picture of boat