To help save the economy, Perry will announce next month that the Immigration folks in Texas will start deporting seniors (instead of illegal’s) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home.

Yes, Sir, heard that Texas is sending all of them to Florida.

Originally Posted by The Villager II

To help save the economy, Perry will announce next month that the Immigration folks in Texas will start deporting seniors (instead of illegal’s) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home.

It's still funny, I guess, but a joke needs a little truth behind it and Governors cannot deport anyone, but only report them and turn them in.

So, it would have to be John Morton who is the director of US Immigration and Customs Enforcement, who under the direction of President Obama deports the senior citizens.

OK, I'll shut up now.

Richie, you may be a great golfer and reknowned expert on fine bourbon - but Bill Maher is not ever to hire you as a joke writer.

UHHNMMMM. What I meant to say was Texas is asking the FEDs to support death panels and deportation of seniors. Obama is ready to sign the bill if it gets to his desk.

TV II, it's been signed and deportation has started. They are arriving in TV disquished as snowbirds. They think they will get to leave in the spring, joke is on them. They are staying for the duration.

Buggy, no one has ever accused me of being a great golfer. Although, when I'm deep into bourbon comparisons I do say some things of a questionable nature.

As far a joke writing, I get it. I won't give up my day job. (oh wait, I already gave up my day job. I need a new cliche)