[Tom Hannon]

My wife lost her Village ID card. What happens now? Can she get another. If so, where and at what price. Or does she get deported and never allowed in TV again??????

[bkcunningham1]

You have to contact the Morris family in order to get a new ID card. It is top secret what happens and how you get a new card, but I've heard you have to [REDACTED].

Seriously, just call customer services for information on what to do:

352.753.4508

[Tom Hannon]

False alarm. She found it. Whew. I thought I would be living in The Villages without a wife. What are the stats? Seven single women to every single guy?

[bkcunningham1]

I think it is 10 to 1. My Villages ID is tattooed on. I don't want my husband ever having fun without me.

[Tom Hannon]

Originally Posted by bkcunningham1

I think it is 10 to 1. My Villages ID is tattooed on. I don't want my husband ever having fun without me.

LOL

[RichieB]

Originally Posted by Tom Hannon

My wife lost her Village ID card. What happens now? Can she get another. If so, where and at what price. Or does she get deported and never allowed in TV again??????

They send you over to Orlando and set you up in one of those Disney character costumes in WDW, and make you work through the hot humid summer.

Originally Posted by bkcunningham1

You have to contact the Morris family in order to get a new ID card. It is top secret what happens and how you get a new card, but I've heard you have to [REDACTED].

Seriously, just call customer services for information on what to do:

352.753.4508

M-O-R-S-E like the "code" not the "cat".

[Tom Hannon]

Originally Posted by RichieB

They send you over to Orlando and set you up in one of those Disney character costumes in WDW, and make you work through the hot humid summer.

The last time I was in Disney, I had my wife take a picture of me with Goofy. Goof stood in front of me and I stood behind with my arm wrapped around Goofy's chest. After I felt something soft and spongy, Goofy said in a high pitched female voice, "Hey buddy. Watch those hands." TRUE STORY. Who woulda thunk it....

[bkcunningham1]

Originally Posted by BOMBERO

M-O-R-S-E like the "code" not the "cat".

Uh-oh. You've done it now. Your post has sent up a flag and you will be tracked.

Lol, thanks. I knew that but was so wrapped up in trying to be funny; I wasn't using the spelling part of my bran.

[bkcunningham1]

Originally Posted by Tom Hannon

The last time I was in Disney, I had my wife take a picture of me with Goofy. Goof stood in front of me and I stood behind with my arm wrapped around Goofy's chest. After I felt something soft and spongy, Goofy said in a high pitched female voice, "Hey buddy. Watch those hands." TRUE STORY. Who woulda thunk it....

[RichieB]

Originally Posted by Tom Hannon

The last time I was in Disney, I had my wife take a picture of me with Goofy. Goof stood in front of me and I stood behind with my arm wrapped around Goofy's chest. After I felt something soft and spongy, Goofy said in a high pitched female voice, "Hey buddy. Watch those hands." TRUE STORY. Who woulda thunk it....

I haven't laughed so hard in a LONG TIME ! Couldn't get through telling it to my wife without LMAO !!

You are a piece of work !!

[bkcunningham1]

Originally Posted by Tom Hannon

The last time I was in Disney, I had my wife take a picture of me with Goofy. Goof stood in front of me and I stood behind with my arm wrapped around Goofy's chest. After I felt something soft and spongy, Goofy said in a high pitched female voice, "Hey buddy. Watch those hands." TRUE STORY. Who woulda thunk it....

That was hilarious. I too had to share it with my spouse. He said, "Soft and spongy. There's proof there's some 80 year old grandmother working at Disney who lost her ID."

LOL

[RichieB]

Originally Posted by bkcunningham1

That was hilarious. I too had to share it with my spouse. He said, "Soft and spongy. There's proof there's some 80 year old grandmother working at Disney who lost her ID."

LOL

It's true that great minds think alike.

I wonder how my 97 yo mother would do !

[Trish Crocker]

I'm not saying it's true or anything....but the rumor is, that house with the sinkhole that was posted the other day....the owner lost his ID card the day before...hmmm...coincidence??

[bkcunningham1]

Originally Posted by RichieB

It's true that great minds think alike.

I wonder how my 97 yo mother would do !

Too funny!