[tpop1]

A Villages gentleman was finishing his physical at the Doctor's office when the Dr. asked him if there was anthing else he could help him with.

The man said yes, but it something about my wife..."She's very hard of hearing and I'm having a hard time dealing with it!

The Dr. said "I can help you with that; it's easy!

Just start at 25 feet away from her a say what you want to say.
If you get no response, just move in 5 feet and ask again.
Keep moving in 5 feet at a time, til you get a response from her.
From then on, you know how close you have to be to her for her to hear you."

The man told the Dr.. "thanks for the great advice; I'll go home right now and try it."

So the man goes home and finds his wife cooking in the kitchen.

Following the Dr's advice the man stands 25 feet from his wife and asks her, "Honey, whats for dinner" and he got no reply!

So he moved in 5 feet and tried again, still with no reply.

The man kept trying til he got a 5 feet away.

Again he asked, "Honey, whats for dinner?"

At that she turned to him and said.....



"For the 5th darn time, Chicken-N-Dumplings!!!"

"I don't care who you are (or where you live in The Villages) that there is Funny!!! (and true)"

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by tpop1

A Villages gentleman was finishing his physical at the Doctor's office when the Dr. asked him if there was anthing else he could help him with.

The man said yes, but it something about my wife..."She's very hard of hearing and I'm having a hard time dealing with it!

The Dr. said "I can help you with that; it's easy!

Just start at 25 feet away from her a say what you want to say.
If you get no response, just move in 5 feet and ask again.
Keep moving in 5 feet at a time, til you get a response from her.
From then on, you know how close you have to be to her for her to hear you."

The man told the Dr.. "thanks for the great advice; I'll go home right now and try it."

So the man goes home and finds his wife cooking in the kitchen.

Following the Dr's advice the man stands 25 feet from his wife and asks her, "Honey, whats for dinner" and he got no reply!

So he moved in 5 feet and tried again, still with no reply.

The man kept trying til he got a 5 feet away.

Again he asked, "Honey, whats for dinner?"

At that she turned to him and said.....



"For the 5th darn time, Chicken-N-Dumplings!!!"

"I don't care who you are (or where you live in The Villages) that there is Funny!!! (and true)"

Like that one.

[bluedog103]

Now that's funny. Thanks

[Count'n the days]

I guess that's why it's important that after so long together we seem to just know what the other is going to say. Or we think we do!

[joanna]

appro pro
i guess this relates to my husband and me
lol

[joanna]

I was sitting in town square the other nite
listening to the music
and there was a lady and man next to me
not together the lady started talking to the man
she said i havent seen you here before
he said yes ive been away for seven years
oh she said
where have you been
his ans in jail , they said i pushed my wife into the lake by the alligators
and she died
the lady i thought would bolt
INSTEAD SHE SAID OH YOUR SINGLE THEN
just put my own touch on a very old joke