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Old 09-06-2024, 08:31 PM
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What are some of your favorite Jeff Foxworthy skits, lines, and/or jokes?
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Can't think of any. I much prefer his "more earthy" Blue Collar teammate, Ron White.
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If your belt buckle is bigger than your head, You Might Be a Redneck.

If you house and your car are sitting on cinder blocks, You Might Be a Redneck.
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If your garage is bigger than your house, you might be a redneck.
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If you think “loading the dishwasher” means “getting your wife drunk”, you might be a redneck.
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Here’s your sign….
That's Bill Engvall.
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