Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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Possible airline fees and those that are in place
Also received this from the same person. I am sorry but I do not know who to attribute it to.
As of today, some of the following fees are in place. HB As a Courtesy to Our Passengers: Speaking to live airline booking agent helpfulness fee: $.25 per minute (including hold time) Online reservation convenience fee: $5 (There is a fee, some airlines, if you make your reservations via the phone.) Courtesy luggage-cuddling fee: $15 No-snooping-through-your-stuff guarantee: $3 Courtesy fee for booking a window seat, middle seat, and exit-row seat, respectively: $10 $5 $15 (Some of the airlines are already have premium seats, where you pay extra to reserve these seats.) Seat-sharing waiver: $25 Use of "courtesy seat" at terminal gate while waiting for plane: $.10 per minute Courtesy passage through enclosed ramp to plane door: $.02 per inch Courtesy smile from boarding-pass checker or flight attendant: $1.50 each Reassuring head nod from pilot or co-pilot: $2.50 each Seat-back pocket rental fee: $2.00 Motion-discomfort bag restocking fee: $5.00 Courtesy test of flaps, rudder and landing gear: $4.75 Courtesy air circulation fee: $1.50 No-snakes-on-plane guarantee: $3 Rental of light from overhead reading lamp: $0.50 per minute Water, coffee, tea and juice: $2.00 each Courtesy lavatory flush: $3 each Courtesy fee for not performing a courtesy lavatory flush: $100 Ask flight attendant a question: $1 each Cone-of-silence rental (mandatory for babies and loud talkers over 80db): $20 Seat cushion that sinks: $2 Seat cushion that floats: $8 Mid-flight fuel check: $4.50 Landing-at-the-right-airport guarantee: $2.50 Courtesy disembarking fee: $25 Airline CEO country club membership courtesy contribution: $6 |
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