[royr]

I wish I could be the liquor distributor for The Villages!

[George Bieniaszek]

Funny saying that you see on some license plates that are sold on Vendor Nights at the Squares that goes :

"The Villages is a Drinking Community with a Golf Cart Problem"

Cute

[Tweety Bird]

Originally Posted by royr

I wish I could be the liquor distributor for The Villages!

That could be the start of another career! You ready for all that distribution?

[duffysmom]

Better yet, open up a rehab for seniors. Gives new meaning to "assisted living".

[justjim]

Its a fact that a glass of wine or a beer or two can benefit your health. However, you don't have to be much of an observer to see people over their limit, especially at the town squares. I don't have much tolerance for an obnoxious drunk.

[handyman]

Originally Posted by royr

I wish I could be the liquor distributor for The Villages!

So where do you get your statistics?I have lived here for a while and have not noticed the behavior that you are insinuating,this IS an adult community

[George Bieniaszek]

The liquor consumption is for medicinal purposes only!!

Na Zdrowie!!! ( To your health )

[renielarson]

What on earth are you talking about? Hic

[njbchbum]

Originally Posted by royr

I wish I could be the liquor distributor for The Villages!

i wouldn't want to work that hard!

[graciegirl]

Originally Posted by njbchbum

i wouldn't want to work that hard!

Now THAT is funny!

There seems to be quite a bit of drinkin' goin' on. You can tell that probably the two for one's are the reason for so many broken gates that happen here.

I saw a fellow repairing the crossbar to a gate the other morning and I rolled the window down and told him that I doubt he'd ever be out of work.

[NECHFalcon68]

We say we moved from a drinking town on the Jersey shore to a drinking town in central FL...the difference is that in NJ it doesnt stop until 4AM...

[skip0358]

With over 80K people living here plus guests and outsiders I'm surprised the didn't put a distillery in Brownwood. Maybe it's not a rain barrel after all.

[jblum315]

Originally Posted by NECHFalcon68

We say we moved from a drinking town on the Jersey shore to a drinking town in central FL...the difference is that in NJ it doesnt stop until 4AM...

Here it starts at 4 a.m. Gotta get ready for golf.

[2BNTV]

Originally Posted by duffysmom

Better yet, open up a rehab for seniors. Gives new meaning to "assisted living".

[nitehawk]

Originally Posted by jblum315

Here it starts at 4 a.m. Gotta get ready for golf.

Very good