If a booger is just hanging there, I will cheerfully dig and flick (but only if my wife isn't looking. I've tricked her into believing I have some couth).

I do that at my kids' homes. Has to "waterfall mode". When we had our cat, Molly, we had to go "underhand mode".

I suck the chocolate of the peanuts and then store them in the peanut jar to be used later when we are entertaining friends.


I sure hope you can see my tongue-in-cheek.

This reminds me of what I did in HS. I was a teacher at the time. I had a spray bottle that shot a mist of water, nothing special. I would stand behind a teacher, fake a sneeze and spray them with water.

I couldn't stop laughing.

I sneeze on the salad bar.

Both, but I enjoy the Stealth ones best. "Crop Dusting" as my kids describe the Stealth ones as you pass a group of people :crap2:

Oh. Oh. Both ends?

I take the extra pickles off my cheeseburger just so I can complain.

I am waiting to see who pees in the pool.

I only do that if the water is too cold, so I warm it up a little for everyone.
I like to do nice things for other people sometimes. :)

Ok, now you have to start posting your pool visitation schedule.

:pray:

Surprise !! Off to the next pool !! :crap2:
:1rotfl:

Utilzation of stealth is mostly inportant for maximum surprise and reaction.:jester:

The right way wrong way of storing the toilet roll is an ubiquitous argument. Since my New Year resolution is not to argue I will forgo explaining to all of you which is proper. The reference to intentionally dropping a penny to see who goes for it reminded me of an old navy guy who carried a habit with him to civilian life. He was the office manager and would leave a $0.50 piece behind several doors. If they were gone then the janitor likely cleaned behind the door. If they remained behind the door too long then the janitor got cleaned.

I have absolutely no bad behaviors:confused:

Must be a thread for justification of ones bad behavior. I too have some bad habits however there is no justification for them and doesn't make them right