[logdog]

I hear that a lot of folks are having problems getting out of their homes due to record snow fall amounts. I would like to volunteer my services to anyone in the Village of Amelia who needs help shoveling their driveway so they can get their golf cart out to make a morning tee time. I'm doing this because I...

Wait a minute... I just looked out my window and it appears that someone beat me to it. All the snow is already cleared from the driveways, streets and lawns...

What??? It's going to be 65 and sunny today in The Villages!!! No snow???

Oh well... never mind. Forget the offer. Sorry...

[rjm1cc]

Do you think I could open a snow removable business in TV. Maybe you sign up for $10.00 a year?

[jblum8156]

Originally Posted by logdog

I hear that a lot of folks are having problems getting out of their homes due to record snow fall amounts. I would like to volunteer my services to anyone in the Village of Amelia who needs help shoveling their driveway so they can get their golf cart out to make a morning tee time. I'm doing this because I...

Wait a minute... I just looked out my window and it appears that someone beat me to it. All the snow is already cleared from the driveways, streets and lawns...

What??? It's going to be 65 and sunny today in The Villages!!! No snow???

Oh well... never mind. Forget the offer. Sorry...

In Ft. Lauderdale the sanitation trucks all say "Free Snow Removal."

[Pturner]

Originally Posted by logdog

I hear that a lot of folks are having problems getting out of their homes due to record snow fall amounts. I would like to volunteer my services to anyone in the Village of Amelia who needs help shoveling their driveway so they can get their golf cart out to make a morning tee time. I'm doing this because I...

Wait a minute... I just looked out my window and it appears that someone beat me to it. All the snow is already cleared from the driveways, streets and lawns...

What??? It's going to be 65 and sunny today in The Villages!!! No snow???

Oh well... never mind. Forget the offer. Sorry...

I can't say nobody likes a smart a** because:
1) I do!
2) I am!

Veeeeeeeeeery funny, Logdog.