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Well at our home in NY after months of please could ya if you don't mind diplomacy three things worked very well.

In the winter and summer the neighbor let his HUGE LABS deposit on our lawn. After about a week you could not walk in our right of way! Kids could not go out to play in the side yard

When we had snow I found out a Ariens Snowblower on full throttle cleaned up my lawn and made a very decortive landscape on his.

In the summer well a 150 mph leaf blower also worked well.

When the neighbor came over on my property to play tough guy, threaten and blame me for his rude behavior I found out my concealed carry permit in conduction with a 911 cell phone also worked well.

When the Dogs bit my son I found out a lawyer worked very well.

Soon there were no more Dogs! Cause the owner had a choice. Keep the Dogs and no homeowners insurance or loose the Dogs and keep homeowners insurance!




I love Dogs have had many of them walk em love em enjoy em but keep their feces off neighbors property.
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Old 03-08-2012, 04:37 PM
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Someone found my poop? Whew! I've been looking all over for it.
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Old 03-08-2012, 04:41 PM
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Well at our home in NY after months of please could ya if you don't mind diplomacy three things worked very well.

In the winter and summer the neighbor let his HUGE LABS deposit on our lawn. After about a week you could not walk in our right of way! Kids could not go out to play in the side yard

When we had snow I found out a Ariens Snowblower on full throttle cleaned up my lawn and made a very decortive landscape on his.

In the summer well a 150 mph leaf blower also worked well.

When the neighbor came over on my property to play tough guy, threaten and blame me for his rude behavior I found out my concealed carry permit in conduction with a 911 cell phone also worked well.

When the Dogs bit my son I found out a lawyer worked very well.

Soon there were no more Dogs! Cause the owner had a choice. Keep the Dogs and no homeowners insurance or loose the Dogs and keep homeowners insurance!

I love Dogs have had many of them walk em love em enjoy em but keep their feces off neighbors property.
While reading this post, I couldn't help thinking that it would be nice to have a "Like" button here like they have on Facebook!
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Well at our home in NY after months of please could ya if you don't mind diplomacy three things worked very well.

In the winter and summer the neighbor let his HUGE LABS deposit on our lawn. After about a week you could not walk in our right of way! Kids could not go out to play in the side yard

When we had snow I found out a Ariens Snowblower on full throttle cleaned up my lawn and made a very decortive landscape on his.

In the summer well a 150 mph leaf blower also worked well.

When the neighbor came over on my property to play tough guy, threaten and blame me for his rude behavior I found out my concealed carry permit in conduction with a 911 cell phone also worked well.

When the Dogs bit my son I found out a lawyer worked very well.

Soon there were no more Dogs! Cause the owner had a choice. Keep the Dogs and no homeowners insurance or lose the Dogs and keep homeowners insurance!

I do love Dogs. We have had many of them give us and the kids love and companionship. People can walk em love em enjoy em but keep their feces off neighbors property. And throwing it down the storm sewers is just plain revolting. It all runs down into the Aquifers.

But Opps that will start a bump on the need for clean drinking water filtration!
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Someone found my poop? Whew! I've been looking all over for it.
Wow! You strayed a long way from home just to deposit your poop in Central NY State!
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I wonder when this thread is going to poop out?

Herv, like your solutions!

Angie, now that you've found it what are you going to do with it? Clue: don't take it to Herv!
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I wonder when this thread is going to poop out?

Herv, like your solutions!

Angie, now that you've found it what are you going to do with it? Clue: don't take it to Herv!


Angie I found your poop or your Dogs!? Wow Girl the midnight popper!

Now that commercial on TV " Do the Potty Dance" is stuck in my mind!
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But if your dog starts to stray from the pavement, which I assume you are both walking on, towards someone's lawn because he wants to mark his spot, can't you give a gentle tug on the leash and a verbal reminder to keep him where he belongs? I really believe it is possible for both you and your dog to have a great walk without visiting the neighbors lawn. And yes, I'm a dog owner and this is how our walks are.
I see your point. Yes, I do give him a tug on the leash and yes he marks his spot on the street most of the time. He is a Beagle and loves to sniff everything around him, including the lawns. He is probably sniffing the scents of other dogs, actually.
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I wonder when this thread is going to poop out?

Herv, like your solutions!

Angie, now that you've found it what are you going to do with it? Clue: don't take it to Herv!
Aw CaptJohn.... You KNOW how I love a good poop thread!!!!
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Aw CaptJohn.... You KNOW how I love a good poop thread!!!!
Awwwwwwwww PooP on it..................
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