[kentucky blue]

If i knew i would live this long i would have taken better care of myself.............Right !!!! I was wondering, if your only as old as you feel, how could i still be around at 150!!
Here are a few gems ......, you know your getting older when............
1.Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
2.Your mind makes contracts ,your body can't keep.
3.Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.
4.You sink your teeth into a great steak,and they stay there!
5. Your very good opening child proof caps........ with a hammer.
6.I think i am having the time of my life.........Aren't I ???
7.I'm still the life of the party, even when it last as late as 8PM !!!!

My three kids tell me i've never grown up.............i always take that as a compliment

[l2ridehd]

I take a drive to the square, have a glass of wine, and it goes right to this place in my brain called judgment and paralyzes it. After that I am around 35 on a good night. The next morning I wake up a little older.

[homeball]

Got my Medicare card the other day. That gave me a clue.